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(via orgasm)
A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
(Source: deadmutation, via annarigatoni)
When I tell my stud where the hidden camera is, he’d throw me over with my face into the camera and tell me “I want him to see the look on your face when you cum on my big white cock.”
(Source: pornadillo, via be-a-shreddedkunt-or-die-mirin)
oohh honey old coed is back
BOOM.
Wayne Allyn Root - seriously, look his face in the last gif.
There is something seriously wrong with human beings.
ignorant bastard
(via jaredsasquatch)
- In 2009, a man married a video game character
- In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
- In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
- Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
- And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin
please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
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